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22 Responses to “I need original ideas for a Nascar-themed baby shower?”
IDK why no one is being helpful, how rude! I guess I should tell you that my step mom got a really nice Nascar cake from walmart. They will do any team you want, and its in the shape of a car!
Not to be a bitch—
BUT…
IDK you, but your shower sounds straight up Hoosier. But if that’s what you like– Alrighty.
You’re generosity?! It was obviously your idea to throw yourself a shower–so it’s not being generous. And all the things you’re planning on giving away are things you got for free or are re-gifting… Tacky. But definitely don’t do a gift basket. The items don’t go together at all… If you’re going to do that–Oh gosh–then do it individually.
For your occasion, the menu sounds perfect… I mean, all the showers I have been to tend to be a little…umm…classier– but whatev. They’re your friends so they probably don’t expect too much from you. And beer– Nah– It’s a party, don’t get light… And as far as drinking games, geeze–just stick with the norm–why go all out and be creative…?
And yah, might as well not even put your “friends” in the raffle. They’re just taking up space and eating your chips and sipping on your beer.
Oh, and invitations, yes… Well for both of my showers they were ordered– I didn’t throw myself a shower, but if I had I would have done it this way– In your case, maybe just send out some napkins with a cool Nascar logo or something with all the details…
…I really think you sound like a *****… Hopefully you’re kidding.
Have a fabulous shower.
Geez! You are new at this aren’t you? You didn’t even mention the most important part of a babby shower, the MALE STRIPPER! You can also hire a female one to keep your Lisbean friends happy.
Invite all of your pregnant friends and race to see who can crawl out of a car window and down a bottle of Pepsi the fastest.(NON CAFFEINATED, OF COURSE!) Just like NASCAR. Or you can have timed laps around the block I really love NASCAR. How much do you love NASCAR? Because I really love it.
Male strippers, babby! Phat Woman and I will go halvsies on this. Oh, and alcoholic beverages. Nothing says classy babby shower like strippers and booze!
Aw sweets, I do have a gift to bring for you. It’s my Jeff Gordon stand up pic. It’s a little used and battered, from *ahem* previous use but come on the babby will grow out of the distended tongue I added on Jeff. Just have to watch out for the John Holmes sized Beanus hanging there. Babby might get konked on the head.
OMG (every answer I have had today has started with this) you know I will be there for you. I was thinkin about fixin’ some beans and weenies for an appetizer and you know I will bring the babby a gift! Besides the Dollar Store is having a good sale this week! Girl you know I have your back! I also can make a garland out of beer cans for the decorations. And I have a few drinking games in mind.
oh dear gawd…with my last pregnancy…my baby shower was at a dive bar!! i used to work there and among the drunks shooting pool and the juke box, there i was, opening baby gifts!!! for once i am serious on this answer!
First off, you should definately get a keg…..I’d go with Bud Light. Make sure the mommy-to-be get a good keg stand in (everyone holds her upside down while she takes a good minutes-worth off the spout!)
You could make a nice table decoration out of your old Marlboro boxes…..a crib or stroller would be nice. You could make the wheels on the stroller out of cans of Skol.
Red light bulbs are a must if you are having an evening affair.
Menu:
Corndogs and Doritoes are great
Spiked punch….tequilla is preferable
Swiss Cake Rolls for desert….you could maybe unwrap a lot of them and make a bigger cake.
Cotton candy and popcorn are also a great appetizer
Invitations:
Instead of sending out boring/traditional paper invitiations. The mommy and daddy-to be should go out for a round of mailbox baseball…….then, the next day, shoot all the victims a “Punk’d” style email letting them know that they are invited and if they don’t bring a good gift you’ll be stink bombing their houses!
As far as paying for all this generosity. I’d skip all the ides you had and just suggest that you hit the local Walmart and “five finger discount” some nice items you could then put on Ebay. That way no one has to know you are short on cash (that could be embarssing, you know!)
January 30th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Katrina Leahy
are you joking????
January 31st, 2009 at 3:19 am
Christopher Elwood
are you serious?
January 31st, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Craig Roddy
Oh good lord.
I must give praise on how articulate this is.
Most trolls posts are short and sweet, but yours would almost be believable!
February 3rd, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Daley
Nice picture.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Danny Dail
Nascar? Oh my…
February 8th, 2009 at 3:15 am
Lydia Hamblin
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
February 10th, 2009 at 4:08 am
Joe Eades
IDK why no one is being helpful, how rude! I guess I should tell you that my step mom got a really nice Nascar cake from walmart. They will do any team you want, and its in the shape of a car!
February 13th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Jessica Whisenant
call jeff
February 16th, 2009 at 7:56 am
Robert Garay
Dang dude, i have already been drinking heavy too and you want me to answer all this? Heck fire.
Git Ellie Mae to do some table dancin and I’ll bring a kegger of beer.
February 16th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Larry Stovall
Not to be a bitch—
BUT…
IDK you, but your shower sounds straight up Hoosier. But if that’s what you like– Alrighty.
You’re generosity?! It was obviously your idea to throw yourself a shower–so it’s not being generous. And all the things you’re planning on giving away are things you got for free or are re-gifting… Tacky. But definitely don’t do a gift basket. The items don’t go together at all… If you’re going to do that–Oh gosh–then do it individually.
For your occasion, the menu sounds perfect… I mean, all the showers I have been to tend to be a little…umm…classier– but whatev. They’re your friends so they probably don’t expect too much from you. And beer– Nah– It’s a party, don’t get light… And as far as drinking games, geeze–just stick with the norm–why go all out and be creative…?
And yah, might as well not even put your “friends” in the raffle. They’re just taking up space and eating your chips and sipping on your beer.
Oh, and invitations, yes… Well for both of my showers they were ordered– I didn’t throw myself a shower, but if I had I would have done it this way– In your case, maybe just send out some napkins with a cool Nascar logo or something with all the details…
…I really think you sound like a *****… Hopefully you’re kidding.
Have a fabulous shower.
February 18th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Travis Nakamura
Drinking games- Everyone HAS to only make left hand turns when they walk. They turn right they have to drink.
I would just call everyone up and invite them- why waste the money?
If they dont bring a gift then they must BYOB.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Danny Harley
Geez! You are new at this aren’t you? You didn’t even mention the most important part of a babby shower, the MALE STRIPPER! You can also hire a female one to keep your Lisbean friends happy.
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Shelley Smythe
LOL. Sadly I am from a podunk little town in Texas where this has probably actually been done before…..Oh good Lord.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Anita Flagg
Invite all of your pregnant friends and race to see who can crawl out of a car window and down a bottle of Pepsi the fastest.(NON CAFFEINATED, OF COURSE!) Just like NASCAR. Or you can have timed laps around the block I really love NASCAR. How much do you love NASCAR? Because I really love it.
February 28th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Tia Coddington
Jeff Gordon?
F U!
F U BIG TIME!
March 1st, 2009 at 5:42 am
Tyrone Beede
Male strippers, babby! Phat Woman and I will go halvsies on this. Oh, and alcoholic beverages. Nothing says classy babby shower like strippers and booze!
March 1st, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Beverly Alston
Aw sweets, I do have a gift to bring for you. It’s my Jeff Gordon stand up pic. It’s a little used and battered, from *ahem* previous use but come on the babby will grow out of the distended tongue I added on Jeff. Just have to watch out for the John Holmes sized Beanus hanging there. Babby might get konked on the head.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Natasha Yager
OMG (every answer I have had today has started with this) you know I will be there for you. I was thinkin about fixin’ some beans and weenies for an appetizer and you know I will bring the babby a gift! Besides the Dollar Store is having a good sale this week! Girl you know I have your back! I also can make a garland out of beer cans for the decorations. And I have a few drinking games in mind.
March 7th, 2009 at 6:13 am
Justin Higgins
oh dear gawd…with my last pregnancy…my baby shower was at a dive bar!! i used to work there and among the drunks shooting pool and the juke box, there i was, opening baby gifts!!! for once i am serious on this answer!
March 7th, 2009 at 8:06 am
Jason Lambert
Winner, winner, Chicken Dinner!
March 7th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Allen Ko
Jeff Gordon is ***. Didn’t you know that? ARGH. Geez.
Since he’s the “Rainbow Warrior” I think you should host the babby shower at a *** strip club.
March 10th, 2009 at 7:09 am
Pinkston
(In the spirit of the post)
First off, you should definately get a keg…..I’d go with Bud Light. Make sure the mommy-to-be get a good keg stand in (everyone holds her upside down while she takes a good minutes-worth off the spout!)
You could make a nice table decoration out of your old Marlboro boxes…..a crib or stroller would be nice. You could make the wheels on the stroller out of cans of Skol.
Red light bulbs are a must if you are having an evening affair.
Menu:
Corndogs and Doritoes are great
Spiked punch….tequilla is preferable
Swiss Cake Rolls for desert….you could maybe unwrap a lot of them and make a bigger cake.
Cotton candy and popcorn are also a great appetizer
Invitations:
Instead of sending out boring/traditional paper invitiations. The mommy and daddy-to be should go out for a round of mailbox baseball…….then, the next day, shoot all the victims a “Punk’d” style email letting them know that they are invited and if they don’t bring a good gift you’ll be stink bombing their houses!
As far as paying for all this generosity. I’d skip all the ides you had and just suggest that you hit the local Walmart and “five finger discount” some nice items you could then put on Ebay. That way no one has to know you are short on cash (that could be embarssing, you know!)
Have fun and Celebrate baby!